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Table of Contents 
Title Page
Dedication
Acknowledgements
USING THIS BOOK
CHAPTER 1 - HOWDY CHINESE
Hello
What’s up?
Long time no see
Goodbye
Hey!
Me
Sorry
Excuse me
Please
Asking for help
Nice to meet you
Taking pictures
CHAPTER 2 - FRIENDLY CHINESE
Friends
Titles
Family
Characters
Regional stereotypes
Types
CHAPTER 3 - PARTY CHINESE
Let’s go have some fun!
Kick starting the night
Getting your schwerve on
Staying in
Funny shit
Cool shit
Where Chinese go to play
Booze and firewater
Ordering drinks
100 degrees of wreckedness
Party drugs
CHAPTER 4 - BODY CHINESE
The Chinese “beauty”
The Chinese “ugly”
Other body types
Toilet Chinese
Farting
Traditional Chinese medicine (TCM)
CHAPTER 5 - HORNY CHINESE
Fuck
Penis
Pussy
Tits
Ass
Sexual positions & perversions
Orgasm
Sex toys
Gay Chinese
CHAPTER 6 - ANGRY CHINESE
What the hell are you doing?
Go to hell!
Fuck you motherfucker!
CHAPTER 7 - POPPY CHINESE
Music
Comedy
Movies
Fashion
CHAPTER 8 - SPORTY CHINESE
Other sports and games
Cheering and jeering
Working out
Video games
CHAPTER 9 - HUNGRY CHINESE
Food
Hurry up!
Tasty
International cuisine
Fast food
Chinese food
Snacks
Weird shit
Yuck!
Other Ulysses Press Titles
About the Authors
Copyright Page

For Paul, an 89-year-old Chinese-American gentleman I met in a bar yesterday who has an even fouler mouth than I do! 
Acknowledgments 
Matt: Thanks to Brendan O’Kane, who taught me how to say, “fuck [my] grandpa’s piss-stinking asshole,” Hans Cui, the Canto-Canuck for his infinite filthiness, Huang Sui for her long distance kinkiness, Shanghai Lane for the long Logo sessions, Catherine Mathes and Derek Sandhaus for teaching me “how to get my swerve on,” Nick, Keith, and the good people at Ulysses Press for their endless patience, last but not least the Godfather of the China Blog Mafia—John Pasden—for hooking this up, keeping it real, and for teaching us all the dirty words we know in English and Chinese (We won’t tell about the kittens, John!). 
Edmund: For my parents, who taught me better, and my teachers, who will hopefully read this with the good humor and tolerance that got them through their classes with me. Thanks to Song Li for her patience, and Ulysses Press, for theirs. 
USING THIS BOOK 
Dirty Chinese assumes you know enough Chinese to get around, and if you don’t—that is, unless you really think it’s a good idea to learn how to say “fistfucking” before you can order food—then you might want to put this down, put a few months into getting a grounding, and ............

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