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Table of Contents
Blurb
Dedication
The steely-eyed hero...
Round One: Jordan vs. The Know-It-All
Round Two: Jordan vs. The Club Kid
Round Three: Jordan vs. The Fanboy
Round Four: Jordan vs. The Internet
Round Five: Jordan vs. The Jock
Round Six: Jordan vs. All The Boys
Final Round: Jordan vs. Sawyer
Author’s Notes
POSTCREDITS SCENE
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Jordan vs. All the Boys
 
By John Goode
 
Everyone has that one summer, the summer where you take your first steps into adulthood. The nights are longer, the songs are better, and the friends you make are forever. For Jordan, Brandon, Ethan, and Dominic, that summer is now. This pack of self-proclaimed nerds set out on an adventure that defines every young man’s life—the search for love, or at least what they think love is. As with all great quests there are pitfalls and challenges ahead of them and they will have to overcome their greatest enemy, their own egos. But the power of true friendship could give them the strength they need to complete their quest and win their prize.
This book is dedicated to Felix. He knows what he did.
 
 
THE STEELY-EYED hero walked slowly into the cave.
(Wait, what does steely-eyed mean? Let me google that, hold on.)
 
—steely-eyed
with or having a fierce intensity in one’s expression.
 
(Yep, that’ll work. Let me start over.)
Ahem.
The steely-eyed hero crept into the cave slowly. He knew danger was afoot from all sides.
(Afoot? Really? Suddenly I’m Sherlock Holmes? Whatever, moving on.)
The hero walked into the cave and knew that danger was afoot all around him. With a practiced ease, he pulled his sword from his back and brought his shield up to bear, ready for anything. He had been here before, deep in the cesspool called Wallowdust Swamp, hunting the beast known only as the Midnight Beast. A black dragon old as time, she was a singular creature that few had seen and even fewer survived to tell the tale.
As he trod farther down the spiral path that led to her lair, our hero thought back to the many, many times he had walked these steps before. Each one taking him closer to the inevitable duel he and the beast had been locked in for ages now.
Every week for years now he had come here, stalking the Midnight Beast relentlessly, striking her down time after time. And each week she was reborn, renewed from her fatality, ready to fight once again.
Our hero slipped past the dragonoid guards th ............

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