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My Weird School Daze #2
Mr. Sunny Is Funny!
Dan Gutman
Pictures by
Jim Paillot
To Emma
Contents
1 Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 Hitting the Beach
3 Bummer in the Summer!
4 Mr. Sunny Is Weird
5 A Strange Visitor
6 Nah-Nah-Nah Boo-Boo
7 Andrea and the L Word
8 Love Is Dumb
9 Much Ado About Nothing
10 The Sanderpiece
11 Glub, Glub
12 A.J. to the Rescue
13 And the Winner Is…
14 The Big Surprise Ending That Will Completely Shock You, Unless You Already Guessed It
About the Authors
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
 
1
Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name is A.J. and I hate school.
But I don’t care about school anymore. You know why? Because last week I graduated from second grade at Ella Mentry School. And third grade doesn’t start until September.
You know what that means?
That’s right! It’s summertime! I don’t have to worry about school for THREE WHOLE MONTHS!
Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before school ended my teacher, Mrs. Daisy, told us to write about our favorite season. We had to read our essays in front of everybody.
“My favorite season is spring,” wrote Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. “The sun is out. Flowers are blooming. Birds are chirping. Butterflies flit to and fro. It fills me with joy and happiness.”
I hate Andrea.
What is her problem? Everybody knows the best season of all is summer. That’s the first rule of being a kid! Summer blows the doors off the other seasons.
You know why summer is so great? Because you don’t have to sit still all day. You don’t have to pledge the allegiance or have circle time or learn the Word of the Day. You don’t have to line up in ABC order and walk in single file. Teachers don’t yell at you, and you can’t be sent to the principal’s office. There’s no disgusting cafeteria food to eat. You don’t have to read books. No homework! You don’t have to learn stuff.
My brain hurts from so much thinking all year long. In second grade I thought my head was gonna explode from thinking too much.
During the school year, you have to go to bed early and get up early. In the summer you can stay up late and get up late. The sun stays out until nine o’clock at night. How does it know to do that? I guess the sun likes summer, too.
Summer is like three months of recess! You can have water balloon fights, eat saltwater taffy, and play football on the beach. And you don’t have to wear a coat or gloves. You can wear flip-flops and shorts with holes in them. Ice cr ............

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