MyWeirdestSchool#2_Ms.CuddyIsNutty! - (EPUB全文下载)

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Dedication
To Emma
Contents
Dedication
  1.    How Do You Like Them Apples?
  2.    A Surprise Guest
  3.    A Hundred Thousand Pizzas
  4.    Boats
  5.    Making History
  6.    More Eyeballs
  7.    But Seriously
  8.    The Worst Day of My Life
  9.    A Word from Our Sponsor
10.    Sniffing Out Stories
11.    Breaking News
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About the Author and Illustrator
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
Guide
Cover
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My name is A.J. and I hate it when my school gets attacked by monsters.
I should explain.
It all started the other day when our new teacher, Mr. Cooper, came flying into the room. And I do mean flying! Mr. Cooper thinks he’s a superhero. But he’s not a very good one, because he knocked over the garbage can and fell on the floor. Stuff spilled all over the place.
We all ran over to help him up. Mr. Cooper had a black plastic bag in his hand and a letter A on his cape.
“It is I,” he announced. “Apple Man!”
“Apple Man?” asked Ryan and Michael.
“Whoever heard of a superhero named Apple Man?” asked Alexia, who rides a skateboard all the time.
“Today we’re going to learn about apples,” said Mr. Cooper.
“Why?” asked Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.
“Because it’s part of the Common Core!” said Mr. Cooper. “Get it?”
Nobody got it. But Mr. Cooper didn’t care. He took some apples out of the bag and passed them around.
“When I was a kid, we used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away,’” Mr. Cooper told us.
“You threw apples at doctors?” I asked. Then everybody laughed even though I didn’t say anything funny.
“Did you know there are seven thousand kinds of apples grown all over the world?” Mr. Cooper asked us. “But only one is native to North America—the crabapple.”*
“I know something about apples,” said Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. “If you put an apple in water, it won’t sink. Apples have a lot of air in them.”
“Very good, Andrea!” said Mr. Cooper.
Andrea fist-bumped her friend Emily, the big crybaby. Then she smiled the smile that she smiles to let everybody know that she knows something nobody else knows. She thinks she is so smart. Why can’t a tru ............

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