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Copyright © 2016 by Business Beagle Productions, Inc.
All rights reserved.
Published in the United States by Crown Archetype, an imprint of the Crown Publishing Group, a division of Penguin Random House LLC, New York.
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Siegel, Kate, author.
Title: Mother, can you not?: and you thought your mom was nuts…/ Kate Siegel.
Description: First edition. | New York: Crown Archetype, 2016
Identifiers: LCCN 2016000957 (print) | LCCN 2016004236 (ebook) | ISBN 9781101907047 (hardback) | ISBN 9781101907054 (tradepaper) | ISBN 9781101907061 (eBook)
Subjects: LCSH: Mothers and daughters—Humor. | Jewish women— Humor. | BISAC: HUMOR / Topic / Relationships.
Classification: LCC PN6231.M68 S54 2016 (print) | LCC PN6231.M68 (ebook) | DDC 818/.602080353—dc23
LC record available at http://lccn.loc.gov/2016000957
ISBN 9781101907047
eBook ISBN 9781101907061
Cover design by Matt Chase
Photograph and illustration credits appear here.
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For Mom and Dad
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Introduction
It’s Kate Elinore Friedman-Siegel, Bitch
Because Cancer
Green Eggs and Sperm
My First Fake ID
I Am Woman
“Sing Out, Louise!”
The Pound Diaries
Stalking 101
Dr. Who (Ha)
Do Not Open Unless You Want to Cry
Happy Birthday, Spawn!
Keeping Up with the Friedman-Siegels
Listen to Your Mother
The Castrator
Hurricane Kim
Rabbi Hunting
Buff Boys
#CrazyJewishMom
Acknowledgments
Credits
About the Author
Dear Lawyer Evaluating This Book,
1. I’m sorry.
You probably took this job, vetting manuscripts for Penguin Random House, to read books by important authors like Salman Rushdie and the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. You certainly didn’t sign up to read about my mother’s vagina. So for that, I apologize.
2. I’m so sorry.
As you read these essays, you may be shocked by some of the mortifying situations my mother has gotten herself (and me) into over the years. In an effort to avoid humiliating (and getting sued by) innocent third parties who appear in this book, I have changed names and small details to protect their identities. Hell, I wish I could assume a fake name for some of these stories! For instance, I would love to pretend it was my sister who was the accomplice to my mother’s cat larceny instead of me. Alas, I do not have a sister.
3. I’m so very, very sorry.
That last point in section two brings me to the following el ............

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